Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

The Onion
The Onion is a satirical weekly publication published 47 times a year on Thursdays. The Onion is published by Onion, Inc. The contents of this material are © Copyright 2002 by Onion, Inc. and may not be reprinted or re-transmitted in whole or in part without the express written consent of the publisher. The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

I Hump Things
I hope everyone had a great weekend. I humped a plastic flamingo while wearing a football helmet. I didn't take the picture, so I can only hope I get a digital copy of it. Keep those pictures coming, and have a humping good day.

Darwin Awards
The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways.  We commemorate those who gave their all, adding a dose of chlorine to the pool.  ¨  Read the new stories, browse our archives, or visit the Slush Pile. Vote on your favorites, and compare the rankings.

Odd Todd
An animated story of Odd Todd's life after he has been laid off from his job. Includes downloads,...

Dribble Glass
Jokes? Funny pictures? Trivia? You've got it. At Dribbleglass.com, you're encouraged to "drink deeply from the Dribble Glass of Life." Life is too important to take seriously!

BeerCan Bob
Soliciting stupid photos of Bob on a global scale.




Hungover.net
Turn your pain into pleasure with hangover cures, top tens, the Memory Test, killer links, reader cures and more.

The Spark
Satirical online magazine. Includes the death test, and the purity test